Sumpah ya, gue nggak tahu apa kalian juga menemukan orang-orang seperti ini di friendslist Facebook kalian. Tapi kalian pasti tau, selain alay-alay yang menulis status dengan huruf gede-kecil dan angka serta ejaan rekiplik, masih ada orang-orang yang sebenernya nggak kalah menggelikannya, yaitu:
- Orang yang suka nge-LIKE status sendiri. Oke, sebenernya nggak ada yang salah dengan nge-like status sendiri dengan catatan statusnya itu emang bagus dan catchy. Yang bikin kening gue berkerut adalah kalo status yang di-LIKE sebenernya ga penting-penting banget. Kayak: “Gue pengen salad nih, beliin dong!” atau “Hmmmmpfh…” (apaan sih ini, ga penting banget?)
-Orang yang sok berbahasa Inggris, padahal masih celemotan. Wets, jangan salah menilai dulu ya. Gue juga sering nulis status pake bahasa Inggris dan bahasa Inggris gue pun belum sempurna. Tapi orang-orang yang gue kategorikan dalam poin ini adalah orang-orang yang sok nulis status pake bahasa Inggris dengan struktur yang diragukan kebenarannya, serta ejaan yang salah! Boleh percaya boleh nggak, gue pernah nemuin orang yang nulis begini: “I’m getting crazzy because of you” atau “I wanna enjoy my live” atau “XXX *nama si username* is feels sad” atau “I fell the happiness”. Bahkan gue pernah iseng-iseng liat note temen SMA gue, judulnya “Frist Love”. Untung aja gue masih bisa bertahan, kalo nggak bisa-bisa gue udah kejang-kejang.
-Orang dengan username aneh-aneh kaya zaman Friendster. Contohnya -Anii Gembook Cintaa-, -Ekaa Calon Nerakaa-, -Abenk Jga Agnie Kuqh-, Devita Ngek Ngok, Saiia Annchiaa serta beragam nama lain yang bikin orang diare.
Dan yang lebih lucu adalah, ada aja orang-orang yang biar dibilang eksis dan punya banyak temen, mau-maunya approve orang-orang semacam ini di Facebooknya. Sementara gue setelah menahan diri, akhirnya mengeraskan hati gue (lebay) untuk meremove orang-orang ini dari Facebook gue walaupun gue kenal sama orang-orang ini...
Pffft… tolong saya Tuhan…
on Monday, October 26, 2009
You should know
That I love everything in you
I love your hands,
I love your eyes,
I love your smile,
I love your jokes,
I love your kiss,
I love your voice
I love your love
I love the way you stare at me
I love the way you talk to me
I love the way you hold me
I love the way you say those three words
I love the way you smile
I love when you say I'm not fat
Iove when you insist I shouldn't eat instant noodles
I love when you say 'be careful' when I ready to get in the 112
I love when you ask me always to be with you
I love when you tell me not to go far from you
I love when you ask my opinion about which shirt you should buy
I love when you start to tell me your problems
I love you :)
That I love everything in you
I love your hands,
I love your eyes,
I love your smile,
I love your jokes,
I love your kiss,
I love your voice
I love your love
I love the way you stare at me
I love the way you talk to me
I love the way you hold me
I love the way you say those three words
I love the way you smile
I love when you say I'm not fat
Iove when you insist I shouldn't eat instant noodles
I love when you say 'be careful' when I ready to get in the 112
I love when you ask me always to be with you
I love when you tell me not to go far from you
I love when you ask my opinion about which shirt you should buy
I love when you start to tell me your problems
I love you :)
on Thursday, October 8, 2009
The 1st time I said 'hello' to the world
Was the beginning of my journey
To find every puzzle pieces
That'll shape me into the woman I should be.
As the time goes by, I found every pieces I need
And here I am in this moment
My puzzle's almost done, I'm turning into a real woman in few days
The puzzle got only one missing pieces
The ultimate piece I've been looking for since several years
I know, I finally know
As I found you, I found that piece
The one that'll finish the puzzle
The one that'll complete me as a real woman
Oct 8, 2009
-lariza oky adisty-
(Buat yg baca, read at your own risk!)
Was the beginning of my journey
To find every puzzle pieces
That'll shape me into the woman I should be.
As the time goes by, I found every pieces I need
And here I am in this moment
My puzzle's almost done, I'm turning into a real woman in few days
The puzzle got only one missing pieces
The ultimate piece I've been looking for since several years
I know, I finally know
As I found you, I found that piece
The one that'll finish the puzzle
The one that'll complete me as a real woman
Oct 8, 2009
-lariza oky adisty-
(Buat yg baca, read at your own risk!)
on Friday, September 25, 2009
All these times, I’ve wondered why…
Why you’ve changed
Why you’ve seemed to forget me. Forget us. Forget our relationship. Forget our love.
Why you don’t become the man with whom I fall in love. Become the man I cherish. Become the man who fascinates me with his intelligence, his charm, his attitude. The man whose smile knocks me off my feet. The man whom I see first when I start dreaming at nights. The man who makes me happy.
The man I’ve loved and probably I will always love.
I have wondered why. Now there’s no need to ask for I have found the answer.
It’s ME
Yes I’m the one who cause it. I’m the one who destroy our love. I’m the one who ruins everything. I’m the jerky-ass. I ruin our love not because I have an affair nor I ignore you. No. Not that.
I’m ruining this with my attitude. My silly, unimportant attitude. For being too needy. For being a self-centered person, only thinking about myself, my own feeling. Whereas I should know, it
takes two to tango. It always does.
And for all the mess I’ve caused, I’ve had my punishment. I’m counting the days until you leave me in regret and grief. Please note, when I say ‘regret’, doesn’t mean I regret what we’ve been through. I never regret anything about you, about this doomed relationship, nor about our love.
What I regret is I fail to provide you happiness. There’s no need to have pity on me, nor should you forgive me.
This is the punishment I got to take.
Fare thee well, Querido. I know you’ll find the happiness I fail to provide, because you deserve it. You will always have my heart. My prayer. My love.
Why you’ve changed
Why you’ve seemed to forget me. Forget us. Forget our relationship. Forget our love.
Why you don’t become the man with whom I fall in love. Become the man I cherish. Become the man who fascinates me with his intelligence, his charm, his attitude. The man whose smile knocks me off my feet. The man whom I see first when I start dreaming at nights. The man who makes me happy.
The man I’ve loved and probably I will always love.
I have wondered why. Now there’s no need to ask for I have found the answer.
It’s ME
Yes I’m the one who cause it. I’m the one who destroy our love. I’m the one who ruins everything. I’m the jerky-ass. I ruin our love not because I have an affair nor I ignore you. No. Not that.
I’m ruining this with my attitude. My silly, unimportant attitude. For being too needy. For being a self-centered person, only thinking about myself, my own feeling. Whereas I should know, it
takes two to tango. It always does.
And for all the mess I’ve caused, I’ve had my punishment. I’m counting the days until you leave me in regret and grief. Please note, when I say ‘regret’, doesn’t mean I regret what we’ve been through. I never regret anything about you, about this doomed relationship, nor about our love.
What I regret is I fail to provide you happiness. There’s no need to have pity on me, nor should you forgive me.
This is the punishment I got to take.
Fare thee well, Querido. I know you’ll find the happiness I fail to provide, because you deserve it. You will always have my heart. My prayer. My love.
on Sunday, September 20, 2009
Dalam postingan kali ini gw mau bergosip. Serius. Literally. Jadi kalau ada yang merasa malas membaca postingan kali ini, it’s your choice.
Oke, jadi gini ceritanya. Gw punya seorang teman perempuan, sebut saja U. Dia lebih muda dari gue 2 tahun dan baru saja merayakan ultahnya yang ke-18 beberapa hari lalu. Dia masih sekolah, kelas 3 SMA jurusan IPA di sebuah sekolah negeri. Sejak gw mengenal dia medio September 2005 lalu, gw sudah melihat bahwa U ini punya kecenderungan untuk ‘nakal’ (ya, lihatlah tanda kutip itu dan kamu akan mengerti maksud saya) yang gw rasa sih menunjukkan kalau dia adalah pribadi yang labil. Bayangkan saja, seminggu sekali dia bisa ganti pacar seperti ganti pakaian dalam, Saudara-saudara! Dan saat punya pacar, kegiatan yang dia dan pacarnya lakukan selalu ‘aktivitas kelas berat’ (sekali lagi, lihat tanda kutip untuk mengerti maksud kata-kata gw).
Pertemanan gw dan dia terjalin kurang lebih 1, 5 tahun. Gw mulai jarang bertemu dia saat gw kelas 3, tepatnya lagi pas semester 2 karena selain harus fokus pada UAN, SPMB dan serangkaian tes masuk universitas yang harus gw ikuti, orangtua gw (terutama nyokap gw) meminta (baca: melarang) gw untuk terlalu sering main sama dia karena khawatir gw tertular bad influence.
Saat gw masuk kuliah sampe sekarang, gw udah nggak pernah ketemu sama dia. Meski begitu gw masih sempat mendengar kabar dia masuk salah satu SMA negeri bahkan masuk jurusan IPA (yang bagi gw agak mencengangkan, karena pasca UAN SMP dia ngaku NEMnya cuma 21 koma sekian dan bilang kalo dia mau nyuruh babehnya nyogok biar nilai NEMnya naik. Well, wallahu alam.)
Kemudian gw ‘berjumpa’ lagi dengan dia di Facebook. Tadinya sih gw berpikir dengan dia masuk SMA dia sudah agak sedikit berubah lebih baik dari waktu jaman dia SMP. Namun ternyata gw salah besar. Sepertinya dia nggak berubah tuh! Nah yang agak geli adalah dia sempat bilang ke gw kalo dia mau masuk UI. Sebagai bagian almamater UI tentu gw mendukung dong—siapa sih yang nggak bangga kalo ada yang mau masuk universitas tempat kita kuliah—dan mengatakan “gw tunggu lo di UI, biar kita sama-sama punya yellow jacket”
But then, looking at how she’s livin la vida loca…
Tiap malem nongkrong kiri-kanan, clubbing sana clubbing sini…
Havin’ fun like with her mates like there’s no tomorrow…
My my my… I remember the time when I was at her age, wishing the same thing, and remembering what I’ve done to make it come true, ‘till now…
Sorry lady, if you don’t change your way of life, I’m not sure you’re gonna make it.
on Wednesday, September 16, 2009
He asked her, the girl who loves him, "what do you want as your birthday present?"
The girl fell into the silent before she replied "I dunno. It's up to you. But if you ask me, I'd love to have a english novel. *smiles*"
"An english novel" said he.
"Or," she said "I'd love to have Sitta Karina's Seluas Langit Biru. With that, I'll complete my Hanafiah Saga. But it is kinda rare nowadays, I guess"
"Well I'll try to figure out" he said.
But now the girl finally realizes what she wants as a birthday present. What she wants is that her man who has her heart, whom she loves, will be on her side when the birthday come.
What the girl wants is that he knows that she'll do anything to keep their relationship.
What the girl wants is not that he'll forgive her,cos she knows she doesn't deserve forgiveness for she had been a silly asshole jerk all this time. She wants him to see that she has will to change herself. To make things right
What the girl wants is not a diamond ring (she has already got one as her 19th bday gift last year; she puts it on her right ringfinger everyday and only takes it off when she goes to bathroom). Nor she wants another jewellery.
What the girl wants is not even an English book nor Sitta Karina's work.
What she wants is that he'll be safe and sound, to be perfectly healthy, to be the man she recognizes as the man she loves. To be mentally and physically good. To show his boyish smile she adores. To show his intelligence she admires.
What she wants is he puts his faith once more on here. Cos once she has it back, she'll never let go.
The girl fell into the silent before she replied "I dunno. It's up to you. But if you ask me, I'd love to have a english novel. *smiles*"
"An english novel" said he.
"Or," she said "I'd love to have Sitta Karina's Seluas Langit Biru. With that, I'll complete my Hanafiah Saga. But it is kinda rare nowadays, I guess"
"Well I'll try to figure out" he said.
But now the girl finally realizes what she wants as a birthday present. What she wants is that her man who has her heart, whom she loves, will be on her side when the birthday come.
What the girl wants is that he knows that she'll do anything to keep their relationship.
What the girl wants is not that he'll forgive her,cos she knows she doesn't deserve forgiveness for she had been a silly asshole jerk all this time. She wants him to see that she has will to change herself. To make things right
What the girl wants is not a diamond ring (she has already got one as her 19th bday gift last year; she puts it on her right ringfinger everyday and only takes it off when she goes to bathroom). Nor she wants another jewellery.
What the girl wants is not even an English book nor Sitta Karina's work.
What she wants is that he'll be safe and sound, to be perfectly healthy, to be the man she recognizes as the man she loves. To be mentally and physically good. To show his boyish smile she adores. To show his intelligence she admires.
What she wants is he puts his faith once more on here. Cos once she has it back, she'll never let go.
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