Sumpah ya, gue nggak tahu apa kalian juga menemukan orang-orang seperti ini di friendslist Facebook kalian. Tapi kalian pasti tau, selain alay-alay yang menulis status dengan huruf gede-kecil dan angka serta ejaan rekiplik, masih ada orang-orang yang sebenernya nggak kalah menggelikannya, yaitu:
- Orang yang suka nge-LIKE status sendiri. Oke, sebenernya nggak ada yang salah dengan nge-like status sendiri dengan catatan statusnya itu emang bagus dan catchy. Yang bikin kening gue berkerut adalah kalo status yang di-LIKE sebenernya ga penting-penting banget. Kayak: “Gue pengen salad nih, beliin dong!” atau “Hmmmmpfh…” (apaan sih ini, ga penting banget?)
-Orang yang sok berbahasa Inggris, padahal masih celemotan. Wets, jangan salah menilai dulu ya. Gue juga sering nulis status pake bahasa Inggris dan bahasa Inggris gue pun belum sempurna. Tapi orang-orang yang gue kategorikan dalam poin ini adalah orang-orang yang sok nulis status pake bahasa Inggris dengan struktur yang diragukan kebenarannya, serta ejaan yang salah! Boleh percaya boleh nggak, gue pernah nemuin orang yang nulis begini: “I’m getting crazzy because of you” atau “I wanna enjoy my live” atau “XXX *nama si username* is feels sad” atau “I fell the happiness”. Bahkan gue pernah iseng-iseng liat note temen SMA gue, judulnya “Frist Love”. Untung aja gue masih bisa bertahan, kalo nggak bisa-bisa gue udah kejang-kejang.
-Orang dengan username aneh-aneh kaya zaman Friendster. Contohnya -Anii Gembook Cintaa-, -Ekaa Calon Nerakaa-, -Abenk Jga Agnie Kuqh-, Devita Ngek Ngok, Saiia Annchiaa serta beragam nama lain yang bikin orang diare.
Dan yang lebih lucu adalah, ada aja orang-orang yang biar dibilang eksis dan punya banyak temen, mau-maunya approve orang-orang semacam ini di Facebooknya. Sementara gue setelah menahan diri, akhirnya mengeraskan hati gue (lebay) untuk meremove orang-orang ini dari Facebook gue walaupun gue kenal sama orang-orang ini...
Pffft… tolong saya Tuhan…
You should know
That I love everything in you
I love your hands,
I love your eyes,
I love your smile,
I love your jokes,
I love your kiss,
I love your voice
I love your love
I love the way you stare at me
I love the way you talk to me
I love the way you hold me
I love the way you say those three words
I love the way you smile
I love when you say I'm not fat
Iove when you insist I shouldn't eat instant noodles
I love when you say 'be careful' when I ready to get in the 112
I love when you ask me always to be with you
I love when you tell me not to go far from you
I love when you ask my opinion about which shirt you should buy
I love when you start to tell me your problems
I love you :)
That I love everything in you
I love your hands,
I love your eyes,
I love your smile,
I love your jokes,
I love your kiss,
I love your voice
I love your love
I love the way you stare at me
I love the way you talk to me
I love the way you hold me
I love the way you say those three words
I love the way you smile
I love when you say I'm not fat
Iove when you insist I shouldn't eat instant noodles
I love when you say 'be careful' when I ready to get in the 112
I love when you ask me always to be with you
I love when you tell me not to go far from you
I love when you ask my opinion about which shirt you should buy
I love when you start to tell me your problems
I love you :)
The 1st time I said 'hello' to the world
Was the beginning of my journey
To find every puzzle pieces
That'll shape me into the woman I should be.
As the time goes by, I found every pieces I need
And here I am in this moment
My puzzle's almost done, I'm turning into a real woman in few days
The puzzle got only one missing pieces
The ultimate piece I've been looking for since several years
I know, I finally know
As I found you, I found that piece
The one that'll finish the puzzle
The one that'll complete me as a real woman
Oct 8, 2009
-lariza oky adisty-
(Buat yg baca, read at your own risk!)
Was the beginning of my journey
To find every puzzle pieces
That'll shape me into the woman I should be.
As the time goes by, I found every pieces I need
And here I am in this moment
My puzzle's almost done, I'm turning into a real woman in few days
The puzzle got only one missing pieces
The ultimate piece I've been looking for since several years
I know, I finally know
As I found you, I found that piece
The one that'll finish the puzzle
The one that'll complete me as a real woman
Oct 8, 2009
-lariza oky adisty-
(Buat yg baca, read at your own risk!)
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